"I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday."

Lemony Snicket (via feellng)

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dosopod:

“you don’t look depressed though”

oh yeah sorry i forgot to bring my literal dark cloud with me today

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prince-warp:

neopets, neoclassicalpets, impressionistpets, modernpets, postmodernpets, surrealpets, contemporarypets 

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tall-dark-n-creepy:

dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

Then stare right into their eyes and say, “I hope”

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